2 Worst Pick up Lines Recently

1) When I go swim in the ocean, I walk down to the end of the street and often pass a guy working on his cars.  I always say hello, neighborly like.  The cars I’venoticed because although he is out there working on them, washing and cleaning them, if one didn’t know better, they may think they are abandoned!  The other day I was coming back from a swim and he was sitting in a chair outside his fence, it’s 7:30 am.  He is dressed in church like clothes, although it is a Thursday morning.  He stops me and say, “I noticed you don’t have any friends, if you give me your phone number, I’ll be your friend.”  I thank him but counter with the fact that I don’t give my phone number out.  I tell him I have a boyfriend after he asks, but he insists that if I gave him my phone number, we could be friends, only.  I graciously thank him, but insist that I don’t give my phone number out, and grant him a nice day.

2)  On the plane ride home we were waititng to get off the plane in Puerto Rico and the guy sitting in front of me says “you look familiar, do I know you from somewhere?”.  OK, heard that one before. ButI endulge and ask, do you run, are you in the running club?” No he answers.  SO, here is the kicker, I ask, where do you work?  He says, “I don’t work, I am the LAZIEST GUY EVER!”  OK, conversation OVER.  That maybe how to get gold diggers, so chase, don’t use that pick up line, OK!